This morning I woke as much as my very own private hell. The Grammys introduced their nominations and Kesha’s beautiful album Rainbow wasn’t there beneath the Album Of The Yr cateogry*.
*THANKFULLY she was nominated for Pop Vocal Efficiency and Pop Vocal Album, tho.
So, I snapped.
Let’s begin with this…
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…and that is not even me being a bitter little shit. I’ve nothing in opposition to Xtina. I almost vomited when Justin Timberlake beat Christina’s “Stripped” for Pop Vocal Album in 2004.
There’s the time THE BAHA MEN received “Finest Dance Recording” award over beautiful Jennifer Lopez’ “Let’s Get Loud.” A modern-day traditional!
Talking of fads who’ve extra Grammys than your faves… the Chainsmokers have two…
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…and the Black Eyed Peas have six.
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Do not even get me began about one of the crucial influential albums of the 21st century, Britney’s “Blackout,” being fully snubbed! Zero noms in anyway!
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The truth that Danity Kane was by no means nominated for a Grammy is a smack within the face to homosexual individuals in every single place.
I additionally really feel personally victimized that “Into You” by Ariana Grande was by no means nominated…
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… and even “Work From House.” That goes in opposition to my faith or one thing.
I imply, come on, let’s be actual, “All I Need For Christmas” ought to win File Of The Yr EVERY. GOD. DAMN. YEAR.
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Album smart, the Grammys appear to disregard Carly Rae Jepsen.
Rihanna’s Anti was fully shut out final 12 months.
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Ariana Grande is sitting on 4 nominations and nil wins.
To place that into perspective, these guys have extra Grammys than Ariana Grande! I am in tears.
And I simply gotta say, JUSTICE FOR LEIGHTON MEESTER’S GORGEOUS “HEARTBEAT” ALBUM.
Additionally, hey, hello, do you know THE SPICE GIRLS have been by no means even NOMINATED for a single Grammy?!
I am nonetheless bitter about Stacie Orrico by no means being acknowledged for her iconic two songs…
…and no matter occurred to Samantha Mumba’s Finest New Artist award?! Eire shaking.
No offense however even Macklemore received Finest New Artist.
Additional extra, are you able to consider we stay in a world the place the Michigan State College Kids’s Choir has extra Grammys than icon Mandy Moore?!?
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So as to add to all of that, it is sexphobic that Khia’s “My Neck, My Again” was by no means nominated.
It is anti-feminist that the Pussycat Dolls don’t have any Grammys.
It is anti-global warming that “Cool For The Summer season” was by no means nominated.
It is anti-working class that “Work Bitch” did not win Finest Dance Recording.
And, to be actual with you, it is anti-American that “Get together In The USA” took residence nothing! George Washington cannot even breathe.
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